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PATRICK GUYTON
- BASS GUITAR -
- THE OFFICIAL ROCKUMENTARY -

"It all started with a broken machine head
on my Dad's acoustic guitar, when I was just a kid ..."

Ya, one broken gear. I still have it, (pictured right)
thanks to my Dad keeping it for me.

    I was five or eight years old when my dad, bought this acoustic guitar, tried to learn to play it for a while until a cam broke off the machine head gear on the "B" string, and to follow, the "High E" string brakes, he puts it in the closet, end of story, and end of his guitar playing days...   ...and the beginning of mine.

    I then claimed the orphaned firewood and with only four strings left, it became my first "bass" guitar.
    It came in handy every night that the Partridge Family was on TV, (I don't know how they ever made it without me) Danny Partridge had the gig though, so, he was my first real  influence even though some people say that he wasn't really playing...    ...but that's ok, the same people say that wrestling is fake.

     I played a few other instruments as a young turk; trumpet, drums, and harp. The only thing I remember being able to play on the trumpet was the "call to charge", the Kentucky Derby "call to race" and "taps". The only thing I could do on the drums was make enemies and the harp....well, who cares about the harp. My parents were so gracious as to get me set up to take guitar lessons, which I did for a few years but my teacher just wasn't getting around to teaching me "Smoke on the water" quick enough so, I decided to teach myself. Playing by ear is cool and all but a lot of times I really wish I would of stayed with it and actually learned how to read music.
I guess it's never to late.

    My first band experience came shortly after my school had a special "Gong Show" presentation.
My friends and I saw a throw together band play and at that moment we were hooked on the idea. I remember at that moment as we were watching them, thinking, "this is what I want to do" (without the gong, of course).
    Although, we didn't have instruments, amps or money, ...(true musicians from the get go)...
We did have awesome parents who acknowledged our ambition and got us set up in no time.


   My first line up was and is my favorite.
 
From left to right; Kevin Waskin (guitar), Anthony Zarella (drums / vocals), Patrick Guyton (bass).

    These guys were and will always be, no matter how much time stands between our meetings, some of my very best friends.
     We grew up together, went all through school together, our parents were friends, we were in Cub & Boy Scouts together, we played sports together, rode dirt bikes together, ran from the cops together (a lot), and at one point, in fine American tradition, we actually cut our fingers open and became honest to goodness "Blood Brothers" together...
(definitely not advisable in today's world) How do you ever outgrow or forget these type of bonds... well, you don't... you just make movies about them and air them on the Lifetime Channel with a handy box of extra-large Kleenex.
 
     Well, we were called many things
(mostly by the neighbors) but we fancied the name "Acid Rock Band" (A. R. B. for short). It was not an odd thing to be driving up West Washington Street in New Castle, Pennsylvania and seeing a bunch of kids standing out on the second story roof of the Zarella household completely rocking out for the traffic down below.

"ACID ROCK BAND" (A.R.B.)
 Kevin, Anthony and myself

    We were "best known" for our big hits; "Were An Acid Rock Band" which was our theme song/anthem (even though we didn't exactly know what an actual acid rock band was, we thought it was "edgy") "Sally" written about a girl (Sally Star Catron) who the three of us went to school with and had crushes on, and "Save Me" in which we were aided by another life long pal, Anthony Natale who did a smashing job vocally and on bongos.
    We were about ten years old in the above left picture which also happens to be my first band photo... ever.

Hey Z, this ones for you man: you were singing "Feelings"
Feel the drama...

   

    We were then joined by the great Russell Saylor, a musical wiz-kid that lived down the street a few houses, who looked like Buddy Holly with fire red hair. Russ was a few years older than us and was our first real musical mentor. He played lead guitar and sang. He taught us to write, sing, tune, play...lets just say, he taught us a lot.
     
     Although, to know Russ is to love Russ. He did have a few things we had to agree to, in order for him to play with us. First: He would sing a handful of Elvis Presley numbers during our live sets with us playing backup.
 Second: He would wear a homemade white satin Elvis costume (Vegas style baby), complete with high rise collar, open chest, big bell bottoms, tapestries, rhinestones and a big old belt with chains and giant gold eagle buckle!
     We figured, what the heck, why not, and we got a heck of a kick watching him. The Elvis songs were definitely the highlight of our shows. I mean people loved it! Kevin and I would do the synchronized spinning around with the guitars during "Heartbreak Hotel" and ladies would be screaming for Russ... what a blast.
     When I think of the "good 'ol days", of playing music, I think of this... and I greatly miss my old friends.
 

 

"THE BADLANDS BAND"
 Myself, Russ, Anthony, Marie and Kevin.

...Here we are as a whole group in our early teens playing a full on hoe-down. 
 We are also joined here by our newest member Marie Mrozek (Mo for short).
    She was our schools best everything, including singer. So Marie did righteous back ups as well as lead vocals. She brought a certain class to our otherwise hokie exterior... and she never wore shoes when we played. Mo was just one of the boys (but a lot nicer to look at).

    Funny, as I look at this pic, while everyone else was making Grandfather Clocks and gun racks, I remember Kevin and I making Anthony's bongo stand and mic boom stand in woodshop class.

Russ taught us that if we played more country rock type songs we would book more shows. I can remember it taking days to find all those dang hats...regardless we played a lot of shows and had a awesome time together.
    We changed the name when Russ and Mo joined us first to "Atlantis" and then landed and settled on "The Badlands Band", it seemed fitting with the hats and her bare feet and all...
 
 
 
 
 

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